(*Cues: MMPR - Go Green Ranger Go! (Instrumental)*)īoomstick: The White Tigerzord is a gigantic weaponized robo-kitty. The room gets brighter, then the White Ranger floats downward to the ground. Wiz: Thus, a giant floating head in a tube and his robot buddy set to work building a new Ranger with a new Zord. Wiz: For over a year, these five heroes defended the Earth from the evil Rita Repulsa and her cronies.īoomstick: But when her boss, Lord Zedd, showed up and started beating some serious Ranger ass, the team knew they needed some help. Wiz: The Thunderzords are piloted by the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, five overbearing and over-emotional humans.
Wiz: Behold the Thunderzords, mighty bestial vehicles with a power and a force like you've never seen before.īoomstick: Unless you live in Japan, then that shit's everywhere!
(*Cues: Power Rangers - Fight (Instrumental)*) Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win.
Wiz: The White Tigerzord, the sixth Thunderzord.īoomstick: And Epyon, the sixth Gundam. Wiz: Evil: It has many faces, and sometimes even a good-natured soul may become its unknowing pawn.īoomstick: Oh, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over GIANT FIGHTING ROBOTS! Seriously, what's cooler than giant robots? Absolutely nothing.
